MAX PAYNE LOOKS, SOUNDS COOL - What Would Tyler Durden Do

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	08/29/2008 07:55 Old Enough 2B8 says Blood is also striking when you wake up in a pool of it next to a 19 year old asian hooker...just sayin'

	08/29/2008 07:56 cheese says looks cool

	08/29/2008 07:58 leftnutofjesus says anything's cool with valkyries flying and a marilyn manson song playing. Pepper having sex is cool if that's going on around it.

	08/29/2008 07:59 djtechsys says *Brendn** - LiLo's pawpaw is DEAD and you post about marky mark? i can't tell if you are gay, bored, or boringly gay

	08/29/2008 07:59 someoneluvsu says Halo-III - Starring Will Smiff (brought to you by Massengill)

	08/29/2008 08:01 Rick (with a silent P) says ""Tampons and violent game based movies, ~~those audiences go hand in hand!~~ both know how to handle bloodshed!" FIXED!

	08/29/2008 08:02 Ken says I started to get a bone, then Mila Kuntless showed up.

	08/29/2008 08:02 Just the Tip says dj - We get it - you're on it. She lost her dear ol' Paw Paw (I call my gramps that! Hey, I have something in common with LiLo! Where's my post?). Marky Mark is killing people & blowing up shit. Cool. Anybody ever see The Big Hit?! Back before Christina Applegate lost her boobs. Fun flic.

	08/29/2008 08:04 Paleomiz says If it weren't for Tampax, what would midgets use for torches?

	08/29/2008 08:05 ososexilexi says Marky Mark (Ha. He hates it when people call him that), He filmed some bullshit movie three blocks from my job this time last year and bitches were lining up for miles around to scream his name in the pouring rain, hoping to catch a glimpse of him. It was frighteningly pathetic. Our local news interviewed the motley crew that turned out and it was, by far, one of the funniest white trash blooper reels I've ever had the (completely smoked out and giddy) pleasure of witnessing. Then, Christmas rolled around and I happened to be at a party where a girl was flossin' hardcore with her "pictures taken with Mark Wahlberg". She couldn't stop bragging about how cool it was that she was there that day in the pouring rain. I was a smugly amused son of a bitch that night, you can be assured. In short, thanks, Marky Mark. It's a comic memory that I'll cherish until the day I die.

	08/29/2008 08:05 RemSteale says So, they ripped off the bourne identity, fallen, se7en, Die hard, constantine. Am I missing any?

	08/29/2008 08:12 djtechsys says Brenda said: "Bonus: if you’re like me your trailer will be preceded by an ad for the Tampax Pearl. The marketers did a good job targeting their demographic." B, they targeted you, directly, and no, we're not like you

	08/29/2008 08:16 Paleomiz says Hey if you bleed, you're in need

	08/29/2008 08:19 stridermc says they didn't rip off anything, max payne is a computer game. the valkyries flying around are the side effects of a drug that plays a prominent role in the story

	08/29/2008 08:20 Brandon103 says mila kunis is hot when she's not talking - once she speaks i see meg griffin

	08/29/2008 08:23 RemSteale says I have played max payne on occasion strider, a lot of that trailer just looks a lot like other trailers in recent years

	08/29/2008 08:23 Paparazzi Sniper says So, they ripped off the bourne identity, fallen, se7en, Die hard, constantine. Am I missing any? End of Days

	08/29/2008 08:24 djtechsys says Max Payne? here's your max pain: Yeah Can you feel it baby I can too Come on swing it [4 times] 1-2-3 - Now we come to the pay off It's such a good vibration It's such a sweet sensation [2 times] Yo! It's about that time To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme I'm a get mine so get yours I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain't singin' this Bringing this to the entire nation Black, white, red, brown Feel the vibration Come on come on Feel it feel it Feel the vibration (Chorus) Vibrations good like Sunkist Many wanna know who done this Marky Mark and I'm here to move you Rhymes will groove you And I'm here to prove to you That we can party on the positiive side And pump posititve vibes So come along for the ride Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation So feel the vibration Come on come on Feel it feel it Feel the vibration (Chorus) Donnie D break it down Donnie D's on the back up Drug free, so put the crack up No need for speed I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E my Body is healthy My rhymes make me wealthy And the Funky Bunch helps me To bring you a show with no intoxication Come on feel the vibration Yeah Can you feel it baby I can too (Chorus) Now the time has come for you to get up The rest had you fed up but Yo, I won't let up On the rhythm and rhyme that's designed to Make your behind move to what I'm inclinced to Pure Hip Hop, no sell out If you ain't in it to win it Then get the hell out I command you to dance I wanna see motivation Come on now feel the vibration {Piano solo} It's such a good vibration Come on come on come on It's such a sweet sensation Feel it feel it (Chorus) {Piano - out} It's such a good vibration Come on come on come on It's such a sweet sensation Feel it feel it (Chorus) {Piano - out}

	08/29/2008 08:24 RemSteale says True Brandon, and Meg cant possibly match up to Lois

	08/29/2008 08:29 Jack's Bile says Well, there is the obvious blood connection with the tampon ad. View it as a metaphor. White snow/blood white cotton/blood Though I do proudly display my blood wings.

	08/29/2008 08:29 Bruised&Spongey says Soldiers actually carry tampons as part of their medical kits in Iraq b/c they are just about the perfect size for bullet holes and stop the bleeding - http://www.snopes.com/military/tampon.asp; Tampax is probably counting on the fact that after you watch that movie you'll want to shoot yourself. If you are unsuccessful you'll need something to stoop the bleeding - brilliant!

	08/29/2008 08:30 Bruised&Spongey says stop the bleeding - doh!

	08/29/2008 08:32 Pottz says Max Payne was a Playstation game before it went to the PC. And even then, it was too gay for me to play. Markie Mark is washed out....I'll pass.

	08/29/2008 08:33 Paleomiz says Well, there is the obvious blood connection with the tampon ad Which is exactly what I want to think about on any occasion. I have had the pleasure of my monthly course for 32 years, I don't need a reminder when I see the movies. It's completely retarded

	08/29/2008 08:35 dirtydiane says I'll take the Marky Mark with a side of Eminem, circa "8 Mile", hold the Kid Rock. No K-Fed, tho. I'm allergic to shellfish. Thanks.

	08/29/2008 08:35 Pottz says So Doc. is that 32 years in addition to the 13?

	08/29/2008 08:37 leftnutofjesus says old enough to bleed. old enough to breed. that's how we do it.

	08/29/2008 08:37 ohmwrecker says I can't wait for the Pong movie to come out! Jesus, aren't there any games that have come out this decade they could make a movie version of. (Diane, will you correct this sentence for me?) Or, better yet, how about a totally original idea?!

	08/29/2008 08:37 djtechsys says DD - well, i had higher hopes for you...

	08/29/2008 08:38 Pottz says we? Do you have a connected siemese twin nut?

	08/29/2008 08:39 ohmwrecker says Diane, I had no idea you had such horrible taste in men.

	08/29/2008 08:40 leftnutofjesus says in other news, mccain picked a chick vp with a retarded baby named trig and a thing for eskimo cock. what's that mean? we're fucked. p.s. lilo's grandiddy is dead. (for dj)

	08/29/2008 08:40 leftnutofjesus says i meant "we" as in us redneck imbreeds from Alabama.

	08/29/2008 08:40 Paparazzi Sniper says I'll take the Marky Mark with a side of Eminem, circa "8 Mile", hold the Kid Rock. No K-Fed, tho. I'm allergic to shellfish. Thanks.i'd throw Jason Bourne in there to make it a party........

	08/29/2008 08:41 dirtydiane says Thanks, DJ. I was just pokin' fun. I'm high on biscuits and gravy, what can I say? Ohm- Shall I diagram it for you too?

	08/29/2008 08:41 Paleomiz says So Doc. is that 32 years in addition to the 13? I'm 44. I don't exactly hide it

	08/29/2008 08:41 leftnutofjesus says i don't think diane is talking about her taste in men as much as her taste in wild, uninhibited, bareback fucking in the back of an 87 taurus with some young jeezy playing. make em say ugh.

	08/29/2008 08:42 Pottz says Now we're gonna hear about how the fucking lohans are so sad.....all fucking week long... I'm so tired of these skanky bitches. I'd shit in Dinas mouth if I saw her. Problem is, she's probably eat it. Nasty hooker. She totally reminds me of wrecker. HAHAHAHAHAHA

	08/29/2008 08:43 pepper says *Brendn** Lilo's uncle is going to jail for one year and you are posting about Marky mark? i can't tell if you are gay, bored, or boringly gay

	08/29/2008 08:43 leftnutofjesus says doc, you're 44 and you've only been blowing guys for 27? what the fuck? you're either a respectable non-whore or you were locked in a dungeon for most of your childhood and teenage life. we'll decide.

	08/29/2008 08:43 Pottz says make em say ugh!!!!!!!!!!! good one nut.

	08/29/2008 08:46 Paleomiz says doc, you're 44 and you've only been blowing guys for 27? Yea, that makes me 17 and you fucking creepy for carrying statistics around about my sex life

	08/29/2008 08:46 Pottz says I bet she was churchie, then, while in new yourk, she met a guy ina diner, he took her breath away, they slept together, like sheep amongst the wolves...er...wait.... that's devils advocate....sorry.

	08/29/2008 08:46 djtechsys says DD - maybe i can forgive... but i can never forget sobs pap smear - no one asked you, and no one cares.

	08/29/2008 08:46 RemSteale says I think Diane could make them say a little more expressive than ugh

	08/29/2008 08:46 Just the Tip says Tampons, Cadillacs, Apple Computers... I don't give a flying fuck what it is: Why the HELL are there commercials ANYWHERE on a movie screen. I pay $9 for a fucking ticket to a kid making minimum wage... ONE... one motherfucking acne riddled idiot kid handling the booth with a line around the corner... Drop $20 for popcorn and a coke, again at an understaffed concession stand... and I gotta sit through fucking comercials?! Because why? The theatre's & Holywood ISN'T making enough money to begin with?! Nevermind most movies are one long comercial anyway... Transforemers: GMC Matrix2: Cadillac Damn near every 80's movie: Budweiser ...anyway, that's why God gaves us flasks & Wild Turkey. Fucking concenssion stands. Now, if I could just sneak in my microwave - I'd be set.

	08/29/2008 08:47 Pottz says Didn't ya know Doc, he used to be a bartender, that's why he remembers what panty size you wear and how many skin spots you have.

	08/29/2008 08:49 Paparazzi Sniper says dj tech wasent talking to you......i was commenting on DD's lineup. You are not gonna start hating so early in the morning r u?

	08/29/2008 08:49 Pottz says Hey Tip, Did ya see IRobot? That fucking movie was one big fucking ipod.

	08/29/2008 08:49 leftnutofjesus says doc, sorry. i have elephant memory. among other things.